With these wacky phrases, you can communicate when work seems like hell and you need to vent! 13. 杀鸡吓猴 – Shājī-xiàhóu What do you think that would imply if you hear your boss “kills a chicken to frighten
68. “I have to be successful because I like expensive things.”— Lisa Lieberman-Wang 69. “Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.”— Harry Emerson Fosdick 70. “I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.”– Karan Patel Funny inspirat...
180. “To those of you who are graduating this afternoon with high honors, awards and distinctions, I say, “Well done.” And as I like to tell the C students: You too, can be president.”— George W. Bush Related25 Memorable Madea Quotes About Life, Love, and Fun Funny Yearbook Q...
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”—Douglas Adams “He wholaughslast didn’t get the joke.”—Charles de Gaulle funny phrases “It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.”—Gore Vidal best funny quotes “I used to jog but the ice cubes ...
The shorts wearer in need of shorts may say something like “Well of course I checked the shorts basket. I’m not stupid, you know.” Often, a nice diplomatic rejoinder to this comment is “No, that’s the first I’ve heard of your stupidity.” If you’re feeling the starch in you...
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What do they mean How do we use them And where did they come from Idioms are phrases and sentences that do not mean exactly what they say. Even if you know the meaning of each word you see or hear, you may not understand the idiom because you don’t understand the culture behind it...
Why say a man did something when you could say an arsonist did it? Some words and phrases, like chuckle bucket, just sound funny. Use your ears and hear the humor. Read your stuff out loud to anyone who will listen. Whenever you can, use specific place names, fruit types, brand names...
Jokes and funny one-liners will give you a lot of catchphrases that you could use yourself. It’ll also help you visualize scenarios better in your own life. You really don’t have to memorize jokes. Just knowing what happens at a bar or in a class can help you recreate the same ...
My joy, too: the man keeps that poolsparklingclean. He’s amazing…and he does it with just one visit a week. When I tried to keep it clean, I’d be dorking with itevery day…and I sure never got it to look like it does now. Not one day a week, to say nothing of seven da...