Me:“I think I’m going to wait awhile before I give you another.” The customer looks angry but waves me away. I then notice them trying to order another beer through one of my servers, but since my servers know what they’re doing: Server:“I’m sorry, but it’s been made cle...
I had a roommate in Hollywood, she played in Westerns, they called her the Lone Ranger; but I'll say this for her, she was better than a man around the house. Of course people couldn't help but think I must be a bit of a dyke myself. And of course I am. Everyone is: a bit...
And they say that it has a horrible smell from whatever is in it. But they hide them because these people had to dig really deep, past all the electrical conduits and fibers and ordinary stuff!” And now I was laughing my a** off and she was confused. Me:“You watched a guy dig ...
People react differently when it happens to them. Some smash their house up, others get pissed up, many cry. However, have you see this guy in Kenya who apparently used a potion to make sure his wife and her lover got stuck together? Yes, I kid you not. Continue reading Angry Husband...
Now I just need to remember the damn sleeping bags. *** Hooking up with Mama Kat again. Come join the fun. Are you a camper or is a Holiday Inn your idea of roughing it? This entry was posted inaround Central Florida,funny stuff,stupid peopleonJuly 25, 2013....
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are all like “Hey, what are you doing here?” And I’m just like, “Oh, you know hunting elephants.” When my bra matches my underwear, I feel like I have my life together. ...
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- Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.- A chemist who falls in acid gets absorbed in his work. Short Jokes Bound to Rise ... Eeh ... Your Spirits! ~ Viagra Jokes- I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming...