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My partner and I have invited both sets of parents over for lunch. His parents are in their eighties and have limited mobility, so they have a disabled badge in their car. Unfortunately, the weather is appalling today — really heavy rain, and no signs of it stopping. Parking along our ...
Because they have such big fingers to pick with! Where do werewolves buy their Christmas gifts? Beast Buy. Kids’ Jokes About Food Yuliya Taba/E+/Getty Images Why do we never tell jokes about pizza? They’re too cheesy. What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning? Their ow...
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’ School Fee Increase An English public school was forced to raise its fees. The headmaster, Mr...
Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich. What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body Trip to ASDA It was the end...
I stood there for a minute before going to a manned register as I couldn’t be sure if any of the other self-checkouts were “Cash Only”. I’ve worked retail, so I totally get the “customers don’t read signs” part, but you can’t blame the customers when there’s nothing to...
[Coworker #1] has a disability. Because of this, she is a part-time employee and a transportation service for disabled people drops her off in the morning and picks her up during the lunch break. One day, it is 12:40 pm when [Coworker #2] in the parking lot calls out to me. ...
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or a movie? Book of the Week: My wife suggested that a good book for me to read to enhance our relationship. The title is, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.” How To Help Around The Hous...
Next week is Christmas and I had invited two of my friends over for Christmas lunch. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. God; can you please help me?
Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich. What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body Trip to ASDA It was the end...