You can also play around with small everyday communications like out-of-office replies and email sign-offs, which help enrich the texture of your workplace in an easy, risk-free way. A few that have made us laugh include “I’m abroad with the most inconsistent wifi I’ve ever experienc...
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The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You s**t! How many is a brazilian?” Q: What’s a man’s definition of a romantic evening? A: Sex. A man was having premature e**culation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to e*...
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My boss has assigned a piece of work to a coworker and me. [Coworker] is lazy and procrastinates to the point where — long story short — I do most of the work myself. On the day when the work needs to be handed in, I need to leave the office for an emergency. (My kid got...
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A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...," to which the doctor replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex...
Earl replies, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’Really, how are you like a newborn baby?’‘Well, I have no hair, no teeth, and please excuse me, I am too much of a gentleman to mention my other problem.’Will and Guy’s Philosophy on Jokes About Men...
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