Never mind that she can still walk fine, finish her daily crossword puzzle, and pour the two fingers of vodka she drinks every afternoon. Bottom line — Louise wants a caretaker even less than Tanner wants to be one. The two start off their living arrangement happily ignoring each other un...
I’ll probably say a lot of these silly Australian Slang expressions to you on the road one day. If I do and you stare back at me with a blank face, I know you don’t understand a single word that I’m saying and I will provide a translation for you! Then you’ll be living in...
however, I’ve been blessed to be able to report that all of my children have been relatively healthy. Regardless, illnesses come with the territory, more so for a mother who has never known life with just one baby. There was that first...
I think the word for this is 'surreal'... So you've got two of the most famous, most classic film stars of ANY generation in one film--that would, of course, be Fred Astaire and Audrey Hepburn. You've also got the whole Gershwin songbook to pick from for your soundtrack. You eve...
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‘One word, sir: our watch, sir, have indeed comprehended two aspicious persons.’ ‘Comparisons are odorous.’ ‘Is our whole dissembly appeared?’ ‘O villain! Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this.’ Bottom A Midsummer Night’s Dream ...
“Everyone can name at least one superhero who gained special powers after being exposed to nuclear waste. Who knows, your kid might fall in a drainage ditch and come out Mutant Kung Fu Crawdad.” Radon goes on to say, “Hair loss has its advantages too. Just think of all the money yo...
Yo momma so poor I saw her walking down the street I asked her if she lost a shoe and she said no she just found one. Yo mama so poor I swatted a firefly and she said, “Who turned off the light?” Yo mama so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back ya...
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