You must have heard from your parents that they used humor as a tool to keep themselves different from anyone else and make the situation hilarious with funny jokes. Since there were no such platforms asFacebook,Twitter, and so forth, people shared a joke to bring smiles to their friend’s...
I used to put my hand in the unstuffed dolls and amuse them by talking in the Mickey falsetto. Walt Disney himself sometimes came over in an old car to pick up the dolls; he would give them out to visitors to the studio and at sales meetings. I helped him load the dolls in the ...
We headed by boat to our old campsite across the lake. It looked like a bomb had gone off. The campsite was leveled. Death would have met my friend and I. There was no place to hide or run. This site could never be used again for camping. The spot where we pitched our tent in...
but the amount was just barely enough to scrape by, and she took what few jobs were available to a married woman when the kids were old enough to be in school. Because of the time, everything legally was in her husband’
No situation is inherently funny or will make someone laugh by default. The humor comes from the way a given situation is presented. By choosing the right words and framework, you can make anything funny: a 2 year-old’s birthday party, eating a pretzel, stealing quarters from your parents...
Why on earth do people say things like, 'My eyes aren't what they used to be?' So what did they use to be? Ears? Wellington boots? ~Billy Connolly~ Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. ...
Lately, the China masseuse has come up with a new trick to provide sex in the home: she comes knocking on doors as a karang guni collector of old newspapers. This was published in The Sunday Star today.” : : I really hope awareness be raised that the large influx of foreigners not ...
“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”— C.S. Lewis “If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are living in the future. If you are at peace you are living in the present.”— Lao Tzu ...
“44. You know you’re old when your knees give you a more accurate weather forecast than the guy on the tv.” “45. Every mum gave birth to a child, except for my mum. She gave birth to a legend! High five mum!” “46. Welcome! Today’s specials are lack of sleep, up too...
reportedly used the mug shot from a different story — a 92-year-old Floridian woman who shot at her neighbor for refusing to kiss her. Apparently he never could figure out why she was so attracted to him. So, our cats are still hopeless freeloaders with no plan to make themselves ...