Funny old stories搞笑的老故事f you eat watermelon seeds(籽), a watermelon will grow in your stomach(肚子)!If you open an umbrella indoors, you will stop growing!” Have you heard things likethese before? They are called “old wives’ tales(无稽之谈)”.Parents tell their children these...
At any rate, let’s investigate what Jew-halting properties are contained in garlic, a natural edible that has historically been involved in countless cultural oldwife’s tales. Under examination we’ll be able to prove unequivocally whether or not garlic can keep Jewish wives at bay (or at ...
'We only use 10% of our brain': 20+ Old wives tales that folks still believe Wait, that thing about gum isn't true? View List 0 0 Comments 30 Funny and True Shower Thoughts for Deep Thinkers So fresh so clean View List 0 0 Comments 1 2 3 Advertisement Hot Today ...
He was about to fall asleep when a young lady came and asked him the time. Mr. Smith opened his eyes and answered “half past eight” with a “Thank you”. The woman left. After a short while this happened again, so Mr. Smith wrote “I don’t know the time!” on a piece of ...
Aspreader of old wives' tails. Why did the proctologist use two fingers? In case the patient wanted a second opinion. Did you hear that researchers have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans. Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
On October 1, 1943 Baker was replaced by Art Linkletter, who continued for the rest of the series. For a memorable stunt of 1945, Linkletter announced that $1000 would go to the first person to find one of 12 plastic balls floating off California. Two years later, an Ennylageban Island...
83-year-old woman in Ohio who trained her 65 cats to steal jewelry from her neighbors. In the story we later learned was a hoax, her cats had managed to steal $650,000 worth of baubles from the neighbors. We really wanted this to be true. It made us think for a moment that our ...
snatching a nap at an old Motel 6,while they pocketed shampoo and packets of Puffs.In the end it's always penis envy.Did my sore, freakin' neck getbroken or deadened for this? I lost breath, certainly;I have evidence, not that they care. It was death,but mine was harder than ...
It’s almost election season again, a time for cripplingly long lines and tall tales. Sadly, while most of us will probably be forced to marinate in candidates’ assorted vats of lies, not all of us will be given the privilege to cast our votes for our preferred liar. “No bio no bo...
“In Africa,” Isak Dinesen would later comment, “I learned how to tell tales.” First published in 1937, this memoir is a reminiscence on the years the author spent living on a coffee plantation in Kenya. It is a nostalgic picture of African colonial life and the characters that populate...