I am visiting Saint Louis with a friend and his girlfriend, and we are wandering Laclede’s Landing when an elderly man in a wheelchair starts talking to us. After some small talk, he asks me what my name is. I tell him my name, which is a Biblical name. Old Guy:“Ah, that’s...
I’m not sure when I developed my completeloathingfor this season as a whole. I think the novelty began to wear off some time in middle school. Though the aforementioned seclusion had its perks for 11-year-old Belle, it did eventually wear on me. By the end of July, I was quite lon...
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Once a year, the world looks for a joyful father figure that gives gifts freely and generously. You’re looking at the wrong man – it’s not Santa. Jesus Christ is this meaning of Christmas, but His love overflows in my life not just on this day, but everyday. It’s such an ama...
“Money cannot buyhealth, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.” ~Dorothy Parker “According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also theirbest friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.”~Jay Leno ...
And all I can do is get her some Kleenex from Triage, where Miguel stops me and asks me to help this Old Woman in a wheelchair find her husband. I realize it’s Mira’s My-My (the sari’s a big hint) so I take off my red nose and go into– ...
5. Q: What do you call a ninety-year-old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip. 6. Q: What has got two legs and bleeds? A: Half a dog! 7. Q: What do you call an Afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on 8. Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
Elderly Lady:*Demanding*“Why didn’t you bring a wheelchair with you when you knew I needed assistance getting around?!” I looked nowhere near like an airport worker, much less a passenger assistant. I pointed at the actual assistant wheeling the chair from the gate the lady had just wal...
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For example, when commenting about money, she said, “Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.” Or memorize a simple joke like: “You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it.” 2 Use the element of ...