He introduces me and Mom to his two friends. “Man, listen, this is my daughter Brandy.” The guys nod and smile. Dad continues, “She’s been through the shit too. She had breast cancer.” The guys give sympathetic looks. “But she lives in Canada. So she got big tits out of i...
but the Coolest kid in the world. He always had the swag. These are exclusive pictures. No one else has them, only available onjoelbess.com. You can see the pictures and videos of what he looks like as an oldman over here.
In further attempt to prove my theory that man’s obsession with boobies starts as an infant, I tried the TV experiment with Buddy. I placed him in front of the “boob tube” and turned on cartoons. In a few short minutes, he was agitated and rambunctious. Then I turned on Playboy TV...
31. Q: Whats the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? A: Slick her hair back she looks 15. 32. Q: What’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman? A: The back of my hand. 33. Q: What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine? A: They...
in a sketchabout a comedian working the crowd. The comic scans the room, in turn making fun of a fat guy, a European, and a girl with big tits, but then he comes upon a badly disfigured gay man in a wheelchair who speaks through a hole in his throat. An awkward silence follows ...
I need to move around in a wheelchair for a while. I need you to push me in my wheel chair at the top secret meeting tomorrow. The secrets that we share ensure our mutual destruction should they be revealed, hence you are the only one I trust to keep my embarrassing condition from ...
“Money cannot buyhealth, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.” ~Dorothy Parker “According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also theirbest friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.”~Jay Leno ...
At this point, the woman harrumphed, crossed her arms, and pouted. She gave us a dirty look when they came out with a wheelchair to get my husband. She started loudly complaining to the nurses about it. I gave the nurses a sympathetic look and walked away with my husband. It’s peop...
"Drake?" Soulja exclaimed. "Drake? The n***a that got bodied by Pusha T? The n***a that hiding his kid from the world, but his world wouldn't hide from the kid? Aubrey Graham in the wheelchair? Drake?" The brief rant was enough for Soulja to go viral, with fans making meme ...
The young girl in pink who followed us in her wheelchair all around the wards, squealing with excitement everytime we sing? The 5 year old who spasmed or couldn’t look at me straight, and yet she’s so beautiful? Loving people is tiring, but I’m glad we did it. Thanks to Mom ...