Students, workers, and everyone working, it’s the last day of the week, you’re all set to leave work and have a great time because you have that Friday feeling? Dancing, beer, wine and relaxing is on the cards when its Friday!! A happy Friday says it all, the start for a wonde...
Off the record, one of the nurses said that the ‘Wrong Michael’ had been a great help in distracting Janet and that they were considering employing a ‘Wrong Michael’ to induce reluctant babies.Shaun Writes HomeWhen I was at college a good friend, named Shaun, was notorious for not ...
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. While sitting in her new room, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. After a while, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright....
Furthermore, it pays to be affectionate, as wedded folk tend to share a lingering kiss six times a week and say ‘I love you’ up to nine times a fortnight. However, the research points out that it doesn’t need to be sweetness and light the whole time; as the average happy couple ...
We finally got to the road, two miles from where the car was parked. [Husband] planned to leave me and the bike and started heading for the car, but at that point, the two nurses appeared. They had cut their own ride short and gone back to get their car so they could give us a...
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! Why did the girl bring a ladder...
[Elderly Neighbour] doesn’t drive anymore, but she has nurses and carers who pop in to see her, so one of them must just be leaving. Excellent! The space is available for [Partner], so I get out of my car. [Partner] arrives, spots the space, and heads straight into it. He gets...
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Post to news.annnounce.newusers asking if there are any nurses in Portland willing to spank you. Followup with an apology. Followup again with the original article. Post with a newsreader that replaces punctuation marks with strange, non-ASCII characters. ...
What do you see nurses? What do you see?What are you thinking when you’re looking at me?A crabby old man, not very wise, Uncertain of habit with faraway eyes? Who dribbles his food and makes no reply When you say in a loud voice, ‘I do wish you’d try!’Who seems not to ...