Her phone rings and it’s her husband, ‘Hi ya, Emma, ‘he says, ‘how do you like your new phone?’ Emma replies, ‘I just love it, it’s so small and light and your voice is clear as a bell, but there’s one feature that I really don’t understand though.’ ‘What’s t...
7th year –‘For Pete’s sake, stop sneezing. Are you trying to give me pneumonia? You’d better pick up some tissues while you’re at the supermarket.’ Footnote: No.10 above, was kindly sent by Solly, a regular reader. I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, ‘There...