8. I was up at 4am for work. No fun for me on this New Year’s Eve. Wifey said “The only person that had a drink last night was Buddy. He did a shot of breast-milk at midnight. He must’ve been ripped, because he passed out immediately.” Well, at least one of us had a...
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Played by Jim Carrey, he’s a second-tier detective with a penchant for Hawaiian shirts and the hyperactive energy of a six-year-old. It’s Carrey at his most Carrey. Be warned: there’s a lot of toilet humour. KL Read more 75. The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) Film Comedy ‘“Vamonos,...
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Usually I wear leggings and sweatshirts to work. My pink hoodie is my favorite. I was devastated when I noticed black bird poop on the sleeve and back and hood. When I tried to wash it out with soap the spots turned purple. I thought it was a goner. But I tried my father’s ...
Just sharing some funny stuff. Of course please dont be mistaken that I always ask hubby help me do this and that ok. I’m merely shag out today with all the housework, bathing Vickki cum ironing his shirts. Naturally we always help each other when one party is shag out. =) ...
Buddy and Bean ogled the sample ladies and feasted on tasty snacks while Daddy ogled $15 linen shirts and the colorful boxes full of Leinenkugel seasonal beers. It was a perfect afternoon, until… The boys were strapped into their car seats, sharing a banana while I loaded up the SUV. ...
86. Exchange shirts with the person to your left and wear it for the remainder of the game. Or pants if you're feeling extra daring. 87. Text your mom and tell her that you are expecting a baby. In nine months you can let her know that it was just a prank. ...
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When I returned home, I couldn't look my clothing in the eye. The shirts seemed to slouch on their hangers, and my shoe rack smelled like the seventies. Sliding through the hodgepodge, I realized that my only hope was a closet fire. ...