Find the handbag, and remove all contents onto to passenger seat to locate the card. Tell the person on the mobile ‘phone you will call them back and hang up. Attempt to insert the card into the machine. Open the car door to allow easier access to the machine due to its excessive di...
Funny wedding card messages for the bride Make the wedding day less stressful and more special for the bride with funny wedding messages and wedding quotes that guarantee a smile. Congrats on your first adopted baby – Your husband! Your wedding marks the end of your love story and the start...
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“This is the smallest baby I’ve ever seen!” The mom walks to the rear of the car. She says to the man: “What a monkey”. –Johnny, where did you go? –I was in a hospital when my doctor wants to make to leave my addiction ...
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I also noticed that the name on the debit card had the same last name, but a different (male) name. I arrived at the house a few minutes later and rang the doorbell. Lights were on, so it seemed that the occupants were up and getting ready for school or work. After an uncomfortably...
New Hire:“F*** off! It’s a f*** dog! I’m f*** sick of people fawning over mutts like they’re someone’s baby!” Manager:“Then you’re a horrible human being with no respect for anyone but your own kind. Get out.” New Hire:...
Figgy pudding is a festive classic, and it works so well on thispun-inspired holiday card. The only problem is we’re hungry just looking at it! 3. Move On Card Design: Hudson Meet Rose Some years, it’s more fun to look forward to thenew yearinstead of celebrating the one that’s...
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Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. Funny Notices Cocktail Lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. ...