And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho, or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single list ofunfortunate names. Scroll down and check out the list of people who were given theworst ...
Once you have chosen a topic, you will need to compose the speech structure. This sample of outline will help you getting started. The example topic is: “How to convince the teacher that a household pet ate your homework.” Start the talk by introducing yourself. For example, “Good Morn...
You'd be theChevy Chasecirca the late-'70s of your social circle—the one who can be counted on to say the perfect thing at the perfect time. If you want that dream to become a reality, read on. We've collected 125 clever, silly, andfunny one-linersfor you to keep in your back...
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Father Henry was planning a wedding at the close of the morning service. After the benediction, Father Henry had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were to be mar...
Grandma:“Now, at this point, to try and pad out my cleaning time, I take a little break and have some chips as a snack.” Mom:“Absolutely not. If you’re charging them for this time, you’re going to be cleaning.” My grandmother apparently also did a very half-a**ed job whe...
My grandma opened the bag, and lo, inside was an entire turkey in a tin roasting pan, stuffed with stuffing, and clearly partially cooked. Grandma:*Shocked*“There’s no way to return a turkey in this state.” Customer:“Well, it didn’t cook all the way! There’s something wrong wi...
Interestingly, the great American public is allowed to vote for the turkeys’ names on the White House website. 2007 lucky birds were ‘May’ and ‘Flower’. In 2006 the turkeys pardoned were named Flyer and Fryer. In 2005 turkeys were named Marshmallow and Yam were spared. 2004’s were ...
“tiny homes” at different times in life. They just went by different names, like “trailer,”“motel room,” and “low-income housing.” My “capsule wardrobe” was a collection of Goodwill finds. The dishes I once displayed on an open shelf were a design choice resulting from my ...
This is super fun song to sing realy loud and to see how many names of beans you may know. For the name in quotation marks insert a new bean name each time you sing it. My dog “navy” he likes to roam one day “navy” left his home he came back nice and clean where oh where...