I am visiting Saint Louis with a friend and his girlfriend, and we are wandering Laclede’s Landing when an elderly man in a wheelchair starts talking to us. After some small talk, he asks me what my name is. I tell him my name, which is a Biblical name. Old Guy:“Ah, that’s...
A pair of polite, bland-ish German teenagers encounter a woman, her husband and son in a remote lakeside cottage, then spend the night terrorizing them with "funny games." The set-up is identical to that of Elia Kazan's THE VISITORS, both versions of DESPERATE HOURS, and many other clau...
phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be fed up with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever. Amount of alcohol allowed (uni...
These lovely names may become a part of your friend’s identity and your bond. So pick some really cute, cool, and funny nicknames for your friends from this list and bring smiles to their faces. Nicknames can be a wonderful way to express your heartfelt feelings, and affection, for your...
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You may be my girlfriend today, but I’m excited for the day where I get to call you “wife.” Funny Valentine’s Day Greetings for Your Girlfriend Design: Signature Greenvelope Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be serious. If you’re more into giving the best laughs than a bouquet ...
Sometimes I look at my girlfriend and think… Damn, she is one lucky lady. My opinion may have changed, but the fact that I am always right remains. Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it is right in your hand. ...
Funny namesfor children: Hazel Nutt, Phil Hole, Anna Sasin, and Doug Graves. Don’t give up. Moses was once a basket case! Unusual Text Message Had a text from my mate the other day: ‘I’ve just been arrested and charged with being the ugliest man in Britain please come down to ...
Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance but the short story is, my girlfriend said no. He called it a cheap circumcision, but we just call it a rip-off. They say Santa only comes once a year, which is probably why he doesn't have any kids. ...
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