Nurse: “We have determined that [cough suppressant] is not a narcotic. I will call the prescription in. It should be ready in one hour.” When I got to the pharmacy, I discovered that they’d ordered half a normal prescription’s worth, but it was just enough to get me through, so...
I currently work as a travel chaperone for an eleven-year-old. He has PTSD from the first few years of his childhood, as well as ADHD and autism, so he goes to a school geared toward children with neurological disorders and behavioural issues. We connected quite quickly because I’m also...
Teacher:“All right, class, it’s time for Secret Santa. In this box are slips with students’ names on them; draw one and you’ll be their Secret Santa. Put your recipient’s name on it so they can identify it. The spending limit will be $25.” ...
17 - A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and...More ›› 18 - The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy...More ›› ...
As ever, Will and Guy try to alter names and pictures to protect the guilty – Even Women drivers! More Amusing Woman Pictures Wife’s Revenge I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.Rita Rudner ...
13 - What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his...More ›› 14 - My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away...More ›› 15...
Funny Yearbook Quotes About Names 30. “I’ve been a Ho my whole life.”– Michelle Ho 31.“I hate my name.”– Carlos Carlos 32. “No, I did not have a farm.”– Joe McDonald 33. “I am not Hispanic, I’m Asian.”– Stacey Nicole Diaz ...
When you have objects of different types written to the same stream in close proximity like what you've described, PowerShell only looks at the first object type from the stream (from which it builds a dictionary of attribute names) and outputs -to the screen- attributes from subseq...
Rushed hurriedly to St James straight after the game ended and met my dear colleagues at Power House. A whole lot of them were looking gorgeous. =) There were at least 60 pax of us so really, difficult for me to name names. It was majestic when we had like a whole row of 10+ rou...
Betty if you go to the bathroom, you must come back to the table, be a grown-upJames junior eat what’s on your plate you’re not getting something else sonten three-quarter-pound burgers with plain-bun no-mayo oodles-of-ketchup no phones at the table, no screaming, don’t call da...