hoping she’d tell [Guy] to back off, but she patted me on the back and told me, “Boys will be boys; he probably just likes you!” My classmates also told me he’d eventually give up, I’d just have to ignore him since being annoying wasn’t a crime, and his disability meant...
When I was a dog trainer at a chain pet store, one of my responsibilities was to call the people who signed up and remind them of the first class the week before it began. One of these was a man, about sixty, who had just purchased a puppy and purchased the premium package – all...
101 - Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin...More ›› 102 - What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !...More ›› 103 - What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !...More ›› 104...
For the fellow wine lover on their birthday. Here are wine birthday memes that those who love the vino, jesus juice, adult grape juice, sauce, sake, spirits, night cap, or whatever else you want to call this alcohol… Age Gets Better With Wine Remember, age gets better with wine – a...
can be annoying and stressful, it is also somewhat entertaining. It often makes me feel like my life is much more interesting and dangerous then it really is. I'm glad that I share a bunch of my little phobias with others though, even if you're too ashamed to admit you have them ...
Weight loss solutions have rapidly evolved over the years, providing more people to lose weight beyond diet and exercise. Medical... 10 Most Luxurious Underrated Swiss Watch Brands Design Swiss watches are the epitome of luxury and precision. Names like Rolex and Omega dominate the scene, but ...
killing people; that's why I'm going to kill. The weather is great today; that's why I'm going to kill. The food was nice; that's why I'm going to kill. I had a dream last night; that's why I'm going to kill. I'm waiting for a movie; that's why I'm going to ...
Where to find ‘DUH’button on Facebook? Yes, it’s a funny Facebook status too. I keep my Facebook page public to make you jealous. Annoying is when two people start a conversation on your status. I failed my quiz but was successful in Face booking. ...
Also related, ourteam memesfor more hilariousness about working with people. Another Meeting That Could Have Been an Email There is nothing more annoying than another meeting that could have been an email. This meeting could have been an email meme, send this every time your time is wasted....
Letter to America from Ireland Dear Thomas, Your father has a new job, with 2,000 people under him. He’s a gardener at the local cemetery. Since I last wrote I have had all my teeth out and a new cooker put in. I was going to send you a turkey but it got better. I sent yo...