217. “I’d actually been making my living as an organist with bands since I was probably 15 or 16 years old, and then as a senior in high school” ― Bobby McFerrin 218. “There will always be hard times. Use adversity to fuel your fire. In high school, I wanted to play quarterb...
With over 1,000 Pokemon and countless characters that fans have come to know over decades of the franchise, there is no shortage of choices of favorites forPokemonfans. Some names, however, have become so beloved that they have won over fans of all generations, as is the case with Snorlax...
Madame showed the group a picturesque hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced. Madame then asked, turning to the group, ‘What do you do in the USA with your old goats that aren’t producing?’ O...
Graddy was on his way to the Evening Shade Senior Citizens Center “bringing the old folks a treat.” All the “old folks” at the center were years younger than Graddy. Advertisement Arkansas has a potpourri of rural towns with quaint names. At Greasy Corner, population 70, Ernestine McCol...
tiny home living exalts the wealthy for having less, when so many people in this world havelittle choice in the matter. I, myself, have lived in “tiny homes” at different times in life. They just went by different names, like “trailer,”“motel room,” and “low-income housing.”...
This guy was so entitled that he would accost the senior paralegal (my paralegal) — because he “should not have to use a legal assistant given his ‘seniority’”— daily and command her to transcribe his notes for him. Once, I overheard him call her “girl”. ...
Funny Insults for Friends Studio Romantic/Shutterstock “There are a million words in theEnglish language, and there's no such way to combine them to describe how much I want to beat you with a chair.” "You are the only friend in our group who’s going to hell." ...
The Skindex: Winner of all the awards I can possibly gather into my blocky little arms for “Most Inspired and Puntastic Minecraft Skin Site Name” Skin Search: This site lets you search Minecrafter usernames and bring up the skin that your best pal or fave YouTuber is currently rockin’...
Creative Job Titles for Operations The operations sector is not left behind with its use of creative job titles like “Chief Inspiration Officer.” This adds a layer of imagination to roles traditionally dominated by formal titles. Here are some funny officer names. ...
Rushed hurriedly to St James straight after the game ended and met my dear colleagues at Power House. A whole lot of them were looking gorgeous. =) There were at least 60 pax of us so really, difficult for me to name names. It was majestic when we had like a whole row of 10+ rou...