"They never told me not to tell anyone. In so many words. And it is funny. Maybe you could put it in a story with different names and whatnot. Listen, Fred," she said, reaching for another apple, "you've got to cross your heart and kiss your elbow -- " Perhaps contortionists c...
“Tom Sawyer, the Black Avenger of the Spanish Main. Name your names.” “Huck Finn the Red-Handed, and Joe Harper the Terror of the Seas.” Tom had furnished these titles, from his favorite literature. “’Tis well. Give the countersign.” Two hoarse whispers delivered the same awful ...
Each year, the list of baby names gets more eccentric, with contributions such as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys and Monet, Heiress, and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even theseweird baby namescannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled. It...
• For a belated birthday card, find funny drawings of peanuts, walnuts or any other type of nut and include the message "Awww, nuts! I forgot your birthday" • Find a humorous clipart image of an octopus with its tentacles spread around him, paste it on the front of the card and...
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The Modesto Nuts (Class-A affiliate of the Colorado Rockies) Maybe it’s less funny than lug nuts, but nuts by itself does have two pretty goofy implications for a collection of men. Actually, they really do grow all sorts of nuts in the Modesto area. Hence the name, which garnered 52...
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Is that your face?: Used for people with ugly faces or those so drunk/high that their features have changed significantly enough where it's difficult to recognize them. Numb Nuts: As in, "you're so numbnuts!", meaning stupid and unaware of what is going on around them. Sofa King: One...
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