Also,please feel free to add your own ideas for nametagsin the comments below! Please note, many of the suggestions contains skin specifik nametags. Theese are only funny if applied to the right skin, of course… ;) Knife name tags Generel knives #cut4beiber I pay for pixels The circu...
One thing we can be assured of: despite all those expensive German brand names, the best knife in that drawer was made by Chicago Knives. It takes an edge like a razor blade and holds the edge forever with just light honing. A-n-n-d you cannot buy a decent Chicago knife anymore. Th...
There is a centre in the brain for jokes. Yep, that's right. The frontal lobe of the brain, particularly the right side, is responsible for your reaction to jokes and humorous anecdotes. Some patients with damage to those particular parts of the brain no longer 'get' jokes at all. (Ac...
My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, ‘Just some friends from work, you donít know them.’ I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approac...
If all of the guests tap their knives or forks on their plates, the bride and groom must kiss. When all of the guests stamp their feet on the floor, the bride and groom must dive under the table for a kiss. Whereas, if all of the guests tap their knives on their glasses, the bri...
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those knives doing in your car?” asked the officer. “I juggle them in my act.”“Oh yeah?” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.” So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy dri...
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver. ...
We had a bit of a problem finding just the right name for him. We were sure to get criticism from the public if we called somebody imbecilic. Porky's stuttering was criticized. One of the first names suggested for our duck was "Dizzy," after the famous baseball player, Dizzy Dean. ...
One thing we can be assured of: despite all those expensive German brand names, the best knife in that drawer was made by Chicago Knives. It takes an edge like a razor blade and holds the edge forever with just light honing. A-n-n-d you cannot buy a decent Chicago knife anymore. Th...
Chloe Fineman outed herself as the “Saturday Night Live” castmember who Elon Musk upset to the point of tears, saying when the Tesla owner was hosting, he coldly told her that the skit she stayed up all night writing for him was “not funny” and that he “didn’t laugh once.” ...