"They never told me not to tell anyone. In so many words. And it is funny. Maybe you could put it in a story with different names and whatnot. Listen, Fred," she said, reaching for another apple, "you've got to cross your heart and kiss your elbow -- " Perhaps contortionists c...
Masons building a church in the Middle Ages, says Will, would have stayed probably at a local inn and many pubs took ecclesiastical names uponcompletion of the place of worship. The ones rebuilding St Bride’s church after the Great Fire of London [1666] stayed, for example, in the Old ...
Here is our collection of one-liners and amusing yarns featuring ranchers, smallholders, and farmers. On the animal side, we feature cows, sheep, pigs, and chickens. Milking the Cow Dairy farmer John Duffield was milking his cow in Shepperton, Surrey. He was just starting to get a good r...
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken! 18 Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties? A: Coop-cakes! 19 Q: What did the sick chicken say? A: “I have the people-pox!” 20 Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk? A: Because talk is cheep! 21 Q:Why did the chicken cross the r...
Johnny Nash’s iconic song doesn’t feature any names specifically, just the general idea that happy times are here again. Actual lyric:“I can see clearly now/The rain has gone” Robert Palmer – Addicted to Love Misheard lyric:“Might as well face it/You’re a dick with a glove” ...
Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children’s names. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore. ...
Who came up with names for things? Like, who stood in front of a door and said ‘hmm, this is a door’? Why is it that when people are asked what they would bring to a deserted island, they never answer ‘a boat’? Do mermaids give birth to live children or do they lay eggs?
the feathered chickens, ducks, and turkeys to the hoofed quarter horses, miniature ponies, highland cows, donkeys, sheep, goats, and potbelly and idaho pigs this place is a paradise for animal lovers of all ages. Oh, and I can't forget the barn cats, who have a job of their own too...
Victim: Yes, I saw you clearly. You are the one who stole my purse. Defendant: I should have shot you while I had the chance. Judge: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant? Defendant: No, sir, I’m the guy who stole… ...
1. ChickenBeat.The Sisters keep tossing around getting chickens. We’re not sure why this has never actually happened, except that the idea of owning chickens is probably a lot more romantic than actually owning them. Neither one of us is especially fond of poop and we understand that chicke...