"They never told me not to tell anyone. In so many words. And it is funny. Maybe you could put it in a story with different names and whatnot. Listen, Fred," she said, reaching for another apple, "you've got to cross your heart and kiss your elbow -- " Perhaps contortionists c...
on The Best Comedy Documentaries Of All Time #26 Christian Fuchs on The 90+ Funniest Athlete Names, Ranked COLLECTION45 LISTSSigns of the TimesLists of funny signs, postings, and placards that are ridiculous and hilarious - intentionally or otherwise. Very Seriuos Speling Errrs High-Lari...
"Ha, me and this witch lady had SOOO many resemblances. We both are girls, had red hair, and our names had such a resemblance except my name have three "A"s, so... I can't imagine I will one day dig a grave where she ain't be buried inside at all." (But if the Horseman...
on The 90+ Funniest Athlete Names, Ranked COLLECTION45 LISTSSigns of the TimesLists of funny signs, postings, and placards that are ridiculous and hilarious - intentionally or otherwise. Signs from College Football Stands Signs That Burned Out in Funny Ways Funny Signs Outside Ba...
List of the Funniest Wi-Fi Names Why put a funny Wi-Fi name? Tips and tricks for coming up with a funny Wi-Fi name 1. Be unique, but not too over the top 2. Avoid offensive or inappropriate terms 3. Don’t include any personal information ...
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for Nick have been set for Saturday at his favorite golf course. Small World Alex and Jim are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are...
The next day, she finds on the road, a bathroom scale. General Toasts That Can Be Modified for a Wedding Here are some more general toasts among our marriage jokes: May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. May your fire never go out. May your well ...
BADWAX Woodwick candles crackle as they burn. With hilarious names, these black aesthetic candles make a perfect funny or cute gift. Bring both ambiance and laughter to any space.
Misheard lyric:“There’s a bathroom on the right” A friendly bit of direction or a dark portent? This often misunderstood lyric comes from one of Creedence’s most famous tunes. Actual lyric:“Bad moon on the rise” Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising (Official Lyric Video) ...
Set this sand timer atop your porcelain throne as a humorous reminder to guests and certain family members (we’re not going to name names) that the bathroom is not a lounge area. Rotate the timer 360 degrees to start the commode countdown. It takes about five minutes for the sand to ...