Start your kids young with appreciating corny humor, and one day you'll reach the goal of every jokester parent, when your child starts telling YOU jokes. True, it may take a few tries for them to get the punchline right, but you know what they say about how to get to Carnegie Hall...
‘Well,’ said Harry, ‘after two attempts to take my life I thought God doesn’t want me to die, so I looked to the sky and said ‘thank you, God’, and a passing seagull made a deposit right in my eye ! !! ‘But you can’t lose an eye through bird muck.’ insisted Jackso...
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“We’re just looking,” I said, trying to draw her off. But she was no seagull distracted by my stale crust of bread. In the same moment that she’d registered Jenny’s bag, she had taken full measure of my $10 Target purse and now bestowed upon me the Withering Smirk of …Serio...
SHE was once the ultimate hippy-dippy flower child who briefly changed her name to Barbara Seagull in the early '70s - after accidentally hitting and killing such a bird while driving her car. Thirty years later, the serenely beautiful Barbara Hershey won't thank you for reminding her about...
Is there anything worse than a seagull ruining your weekend? When one sh*ts on you, it is NOT good luck, no matter what those ‘old wives’ say. Posted in Crystal Palace, Fantasy Football, Football, Humour, Manchester City, Premier League, Southampton, Spurs, West HamTagged Arsenal Chelsea...
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125. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff! 126. What did one penguin say to the other? Nothing, he gave him the cold shoulder! Pig Jokes! 127. Who's the smartest pig in the world? Ein-swine! 128. Why should you never share a bed with a pig?