“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”– Calvin Trillin Related:Mother’s Day Quotes and Wishes Happy Mother’s Day Funny Memes Happy Mother’s Day Memes Best Mother’s Day ...
For all the back and forth to classes, For changing diapers and spit-up and drool. There should be multiple Mother’s Days on the same day. You should have ample time to always be off and you will always have August over. Happy Mother’s Day to mum!....
“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriates his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of p*nises are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man also goes through three phases. In his 20s, his p*nis is like an oak...
“My heroes are and were my parents, I can’t see having anyone else as my heroes.”– Michael Jordan Children, obey your parents in the Lord; for this is right. Honor thy father and mother. – Bible Ephesians 6. 1 “Don’t use the sharpness of your tongue on the mother who taugh...
And Bagpuss watches benevolently as the mice play tricks on Prof Yaffle. Emily (Was actually the creator’s daughter) The Bagpuss program always started in the same way. Emily, the shop’s owner found a broken object and then put it in the shop window. Then she would say this ditty: ...
" responded the little one, very solemnly; "and do you know, my father was away at Edinburgh when the doctor brought them. But it was a good thing my mother was in; for if she hadna been, there would have been nobody in the house but me, and I wouldna have known what to do ...
“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”– Laurence J. Peter “No boy is worth your tears. And the one who is will never make you cry.” “A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.” ...
75. I want a new mommy and daddy who don’t make mistakes. Like George Washington. 76. Mommy, can you give me one more push on the swing? For America? 77. Mommy, who’s your friend Prosecco that you keep talking about? 78. Mom: What should we get Grandma for Mother’s Day?
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’ JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man ...
My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one. (Kevin P) Groucho is in a restaurant, and the bill arrives. ‘This bill is outrageous ….. [ hands it to the lady he is dining with….] I wouldn’t pay this if I were you…..’ (Dan) Groucho Marx...