Comedians make a living from it, but we don't all have that natural gift! Fortunately for us, we canhave some funreading these funny sayings! When you read through "funny things to say" some things will just stay with you forever and you'll find many situations in life where a simple...
One-liners, short funny quotes, sayings, thoughts, and captions for your bio, social status, self-talk, motto, mantra, signs, posters, wallpapers, and backgrounds. The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it. Joan Rivers When nothing is going right, go left. Unknown Never ...
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“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”— Redd Foxx “Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”― Yogi Berra, “When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Base...
Age is no laughing matter -- or is it? Maybe the best way to deal with the "Big Six-Oh" is to tell a joke at your own expense or to laugh at one. A study published in the "Journal of Aging and Mental Health" revealed that, "coping humor and self efficacy are important factors...
In this article, we’ll take a closer look at some of the main reasons why some people run awkwardly as well as some of the funniestrunning quotesand sayings. So without further ado, let’s jump right in! Best Funny Running Quotes to Keep You Unwind ...
Other funny wine quotes and sayings 51. “Wine brings to light the hidden secrets of the soul.”–Horace 52. “Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”–Paulo Coelho...
Funny Quotes and sayings “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” ~President Merkin Muffley “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” ~Jack...
34.“I think we need to make access to mental health services a priority in the obesity strategy, too.”— Layla Moran 35.“You need to pick your spots and bet big when you identify them. That’s basically my ‘Jeopardy!’ strategy in a nutshell.”— James Holzhauer ...
Funny Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Failure “We are all of us failures – at least, the best of us are.”– James Matthew Barrie “Show me a thoroughly satisfied man – and I will show you a failure.”– Thomas Alva Edison “Most of our faults are more pardonable than the me...