Funny witty quotes 1. “What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.”—Yiddish Proverb 2. If you can’t get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.”—Mark Twain 3. A smile is an inexpensi...
Funny Senior Yearbook Quotes To Sharpen Your Wit 121. “Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.”— Mark Twain 122. “It’s not what you’ve got, it’s what you use, that makes a difference in how your life turns out.”—Zig Ziglar...
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— Mark Twain Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Funny Thursday Quotes 189 0 Download 12 Wallpapers 11. “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” — Groucho Marx Also featured in: Funny Quot...
MARK TWAIN FUNNY QUOTES 12. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 13. Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. 14. I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approve...
209. “I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”– Mark Twain 210. “Good things come to those who initiate.”– Susan RoAne Funny inspirational quotes to lift your mood 211. “Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain – and most fools...
– Mark Twain If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams I always think about quitting smoking… but then I remember what my grandmother told me: I am no quitter!See also Money Quotes | Sayings on the Role of Money Witty Quotes...
- Mark Twain If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain Thank you for visiting these Funny Inspirational Quotes and Sayings. ...
Mark Twain Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar - very swank: gives the impression you have lived in the East. Gustave Flaubert Another head - and a black alpaca jacket and a serviette this ti...
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow” by Mark Twain. What is the best funny attitude quote? “During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.” What is the best funny motto in life?