A week before his marriage to Fiona (Julie Bowen), fast-food executive Roderick (Simon Baker) receives an email with the names of 101 women, 29 of whom he's slept with. Deciding it's a complete list of his sexual history, past through future, Roderick breaks up with his fiancée and ...
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Widdershins (counterclockwise), yurt (a Mongolian tent), geegaw (a mongolian tent), booby (a seafaring bird), and tiglon (a hybrid between a male tiger and a lioness) are close seconds though. jake / September 10, 2006 1:30 PM Plench fgh / September 15, 2006 7:30 PM buttpipe cock...
Funny names for children: Hazel Nutt, Phil Hole, Anna Sasin, and Doug Graves. Don’t give up. Moses was once a basket case! Unusual Text Message Had a text from my mate the other day: ‘I’ve just been arrested and charged with being the ugliest man in Britain please come down to...
George, the farmer, had so many children that he ran out of names. So he started calling his kids after something around his farm. It was the first day of school and the teacher asked each child their name. When he got to one of the farmer George’s sons, the boy replied, ‘Wagon...
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“tiny homes” at different times in life. They just went by different names, like “trailer,”“motel room,” and “low-income housing.” My “capsule wardrobe” was a collection of Goodwill finds. The dishes I once displayed on an open shelf were a design choice resulting from my ...
We were in the front room, where, though it was now nearly March, the enormous Christmas tree, turned brown and scentless, its balloons shriveled as an old cow's dugs, still occupied most of the space. A recognizable piece of furniture had been added to the room: an army cot; and Hol...
Jokes about men:When we have with women why not men. This category focus on the male aspect of the human race. Here we will focus on every little mistake a man can and will make. Thanksgiving jokes:Ahh the great celebration with turkey, mashed potatoes and so on. But the Thanksgiving...
Lewd and funny birthday memes for female friends (or male.) This funny happy birthday girl – is just an old sbag! HA. I have just the friend for this one. There are certain friends that well, have a better sense of humor than other friends. Bonus, send this birthday meme for her ...