2 college students accidentally miss the math final exam. The next day they both went to plead with their professor. He was feeling pretty good that day so he allowed them to retake it. He told them to both come back tomorrow for an oral exam. When they both showed up he told one ...
The professor nods sympathetically and says: “I see that it was not your fault. I will allow you to make up for the missed exam tomorrow morning.” When they arrive early on Tuesday morning, the students are put by the professor in a large lecture hall and are seated so far apart fro...
Funny Story About Geometry Teacher And The Student The geometry teacher said that it was impossible to trisect an angle with just a compass and straightedge. One of the students said: “I’ve seen it done.” The teacher responded: “You’re mistaken.” The student said: “When I get to...
And Now for Some Light Relief : The Genuinely Funny Joke Book Peter FitzSimons has collected the biggest, bestest, funniest, downright groan-inducing rib-ticklers, one-liners, knock-knocks, shaggy dog stories and limericks and collated them into the ultimate book of jokes. P Fitzsimons 被引...
while I had to settle for Epcot's cheap sensation,with those alien tourists clutching their VISA Cards.I should be glad if they're trampled to death. Royal Rhodes is retired and living in the rural farmland of Ohio. His poems have appeared in: Snakeskin Poetry, Ekphrastic Review Challenge,...
There was every kind of poem: acrostics, haikus, free verse, rhyming verse and some great limericks. Some poems were even a combination of two or more of these! And never have I read about so many different types of rabbit! There were the usual cute, cuddly and fluffy bunnies of course...
Corny jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes fly through FOWL CHICKEN JOKES TO TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE! Learn fun fowl facts about chickens and... LR Amelia 被引量: 0发表: 2014年 JOKES AND FUNNY STORIES 1 A teacher said to a dull student: "When I was your age I ...
Unit1YouCanwritepoetryLesson5That’saFunnyLimerick!黑龙口中学马建设根据汉语意思完成句子,每空一词:1.吉姆在路的中央从自行车上摔了下来。Jimfelloffhisbike__..
There was also a wide variation in poetic styles this time: lots of acrostics, a few haikus, some great attempts at rhyming verse, some excellent free verse and even a couple of knock knock poems and limericks! Many of you put a lot of effort into presenting your poems in interesting ...