Warning. These jokes contains naughty words and phrases. We will caution children under 18 not to read anything under this section. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? F...
Posted in Parody, Pastiche, poetryTagged art, comedy, family, gender politics, humour, life, love, poem, poet, poetry, writingLeave a comment The Sad Life of the Shared Scone, by Terri Metcalfe 6th August 202321st July 2023 By Robert Garnham The sad life of the shared scone It sits...
Like most millennials, I consider myself an Instagram native. I’ve used the platform for both my work and personal life for what feels like a lifetime, and in doing so, I’ve had to come up with thousands of Instagram post captions. And, after putting different approaches and trends to...
And then discovering once a year is way too often. Reba McEntire: To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. How Was the Thanksgiving Turkey for You? We had grandma for Thanksgiving dinner. Really? We had turkey. Turkey Gobble The turkey is...
Kelly and I have ignited a fire that we have both needed and wanted for a long time. I am beyond grateful that she’s back in my life. Also back in my life is the drummer from our Chicago band. Mark, or Hughes, as we lovingly call him, personifies love and loyalty. He is the ...
I bring up the card on eBay. I do this as I know the mom is going to overreact when she sees just how much these rarer cards go for, but since I am not selling it she can direct her reaction to eBay or the world in general, and not to me. ...
316 points - added 14 years ago by guest - 18 comments Comments: best show ever Added 10 years ago by guest, 2 points come on people, we aren't twelve year olds! stale acting, predictable jokes, i mean do the writers even put any effort into this show Added 12 years ago by gue...