My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, ‘Just some friends from work, you donít know them.’ I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approac...
If your petroleum operations created a legacy of pollution in a foreign land, you got sued there for $10 billion and lost, you'd accept your punishment like a good global citizen, right? Of course not! You'd go beyond the lawyer-dome and employ every dirty trick in the book to keep ...
The Bride’s Shoes As a variation to throwing the bouquet, the Greek bride writes the names of her single friend’s names on the bottom of her shoe. At the end of the wedding night when she finally removes her shoe, the name which still appears on the shoe is the girl who will be...
You might be the best debater I have ever seen, you should of been a trial lawyer? DWC Miguel Corona November 11, 2010 @ 11:04 am The problem is not creating money. The problem is that the Jewsurious banksters receive interest bearing bonds as collateral for the money they pay to pr...
You startedin a church choir. I did, too.The director told me to mouth the words, not to sing them. Sometimes I sang anyway.He always looked baffled, tried to figure out who was off key.But Tina, you made it big, from gospel music to icon, on the cover of The Rolling Stone.How...
it entertains us on Sunday. It provides legal fees to half-dead lawyers and their lawyer friends. It gives the underpaid lawyers in the DPP’s office more work than they can handle. It is probably the predicted growth in the corruption industry which prompted the building of a huge law sch...
15. A Belgian robotics firm is lending a fleet of robots to old-age homes to help tend to residents after the government banned visitors to prevent the spread of coronavirus. It’s the perfect way to ensure that the elderly do not die from the coronavirus, but instead heart attacks. ...
Great-Aunt:“Oh, I’m just out of breath because of the altitude. I’m not used to being so far above sea level.” Mom:“But we’re at sea level… The ocean is right over there.” Great-Aunt:“No, honey, we’re much higher up here.” ...
I busted a mirror and got seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Stephen Wright It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth-story window on Friday. – American Proverb I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one...