A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.” A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’ Twenty-Four Funny One-liners If all is not lost, where is...
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, email, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally, she thought of a clever way to make ...
I have evidence, not that they care. It was death,but mine was harder than theirs; my breathwas hard, bitter-tasting. They acted like Abel,that goody-goody boy on our block;they stepped out to places, like the Magic Kingdom,while I had to settle for Epcot's cheap sensation,with thos...
point of the movie and I’ll allow that.However, in the opening scene, it’s heavily implied that George Bailey is onlypresentlyforgetting how good he has it, as he faces financial ruin and scandal on Christmas Eve. I mean, whowouldn’tsee the brown spots on their lawn, in that light...
One common reason people dislike cleaning is; it just takes up a lot of time. This is why we now see automated washing machines and dishwashers, for example. If you want to reduce your workload even further, why not buy an autonomous lawn mower or a robot vacuum cleaner. Not only will...
Many people here in village-New England-suburbia are afflicted with lawn envy, a weird attraction to green grass. They don’t see the benefits of native plants bringing pollinators or how xeriscaping is not only easier and cheaper but much more visually interesting. They use leaf blowers ...
Whether this referred to vaguely relevant lawn care (the game is played on grass, after all) or something more hallucinogenic, was ambiguous enough to have it discontinued. And changed to… 5. The Advocare V100 Independence Bowl (2009–2013) ...
The boy moved confidently to his banana-seat bicycle that was leaning on its kickstand at the edge of his new front lawn. He said the singular line as he mounted the saddle and kicked off the ground, pumping with determination and speed right past the six of us, down Okanogan Street and...
(remember when you were a kid, finding a nice, moderately steep grassy lawn, and roooooolllllllllling down like a log, JUST — FOR — FUN? — ) 0 TRM Reply to Janice Moore January 20, 2017 12:30 pm You really like that song way too much. I’m starting to be concerned ...