–“You are right when you say my father was no business man. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap penny-ante building and loan, I’ll never know. but neither you nor anybody else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was… why in the 25 years since ...
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My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, ‘Just some friends from work, you donít know them.’ I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approac...
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, email, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally, she thought of a clever way to make h...
I have evidence, not that they care. It was death,but mine was harder than theirs; my breathwas hard, bitter-tasting. They acted like Abel,that goody-goody boy on our block;they stepped out to places, like the Magic Kingdom,while I had to settle for Epcot's cheap sensation,with ...
One common reason people dislike cleaning is; it just takes up a lot of time. This is why we now see automated washing machines and dishwashers, for example. If you want to reduce your workload even further, why not buy an autonomous lawn mower or a robot vacuum cleaner. Not only will...
Many people here in village-New England-suburbia are afflicted with lawn envy, a weird attraction to green grass. They don’t see the benefits of native plants bringing pollinators or how xeriscaping is not only easier and cheaper but much more visually interesting. They use leaf blowers ...
What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower? Promoted. What do you call a building full of Mexicans? Jail. What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?
The boy moved confidently to his banana-seat bicycle that was leaning on its kickstand at the edge of his new front lawn. He said the singular line as he mounted the saddle and kicked off the ground, pumping with determination and speed right past the six of us, down Okanogan Street and...
I agree with Janice that it wasn’t very well crafted, but then with Saint Ronald as the standard it’s hard to match up, but the message was loud and clear “NO MORE BUSINESS AS USUAL IN D.C.”… populist with Federalist and even local tones, and a good smack down to the Clinton...