I've got to stay awake," she said, pinching her cheeks until the roses came, "there isn't time to sleep, I'd look consumptive, I'd sag like a tenement, and that wouldn't be fair: a girl can't go to Sing Sing with a green face." "I suppose not." The anger I felt at he...
Musician Rob Scallon performs a montage of rock band Metallica's 94 songs to date, in order, in four minutes, and in one take. Funny/Video Girl Invents Hair Washing Robot Swedish inventor and electronics enthusiast, Simone Giertz describes and demonstrates her latest invention, the Hair Washing...
This one falls under the ingenious category. Some dads will probably love this. (That bit of padding will save their backs from bony kid bottoms). Others might feel slightly offended that fatherhood has rendered them to farm animal status. Either way, it could make for some entertaining Christ...
Paul Reubens’s signature comedy creation, mischief-making bow-tied big kid Pee-wee Herman, was already a big live draw before Tim Burton’s movie preserved this unique persona for celluloid immortality. A wide-eyed innocent abroad and a prissy egotist with a malevolent streak, Pee-wee certain...
The director told me to mouth the words, not to sing them. Sometimes I sang anyway.He always looked baffled, tried to figure out who was off key.But Tina, you made it big, from gospel music to icon, on the cover of The Rolling Stone.How did it feel when you first belted out a ...
•cello:the proper way to answer the phone. •chansons de geste:dirty songs. •chromatic scale:an instrument for weighing that indicates half-pounds. •clarinet:name used on your second daughter if you've already used Betty Jo.
clichés and left-wing slogans of an earlier era and made them into punk songs. Sometimes they were unintentionally funny and sometimes they were unintentionally good, but they always lacked a certain base, and they didn’t have that much resonance for me when I listened to them as a kid....
Kid:Ha ha! You said underwear!! 99. Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly. 100. What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed. Advertisement 101. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A comedy of errors that’s set to the tune of ABBA and punctuated with some truly wrenching moments, “Muriel’s Wedding” continues to speak (and sing) to anyone who sees themselves in all of the awkward movie archetypes who never get the guy (or girl). —JD 24. “Bend it Like Bec...
Would you rather go to the school only for four months in the winter and have the rest of the year off or go to school in the summer and have the rest of the year off? Would you rather be the most intelligent kid in school and make awesome grades or be the most popular kid in ...