You couldn’t make it up, and we think that this law is definitely CRACKERS. And this story is definitely one of the funniest children jokes. What A Boy Wants For Christmas Darren remembers accompanying his father out shopping in the toy department of Hamleys one Christmas Eve. Dad said, ...
Funny Christmas Poem by Spike Milligan We wouldn’t miss mentioning this Christmas poem among our comedian jokes. I’m walking backwards for Christmas,Across the Irish Sea, I’m walking backwards for Christmas,It’s the only thing for me. I’ve tried walking sideways,And walking to the ...
We're crackers about Christmas jokes! Here's a joke a day for every day of advent, so you can fill your advent calendar with funny Christmas jokes. When you're done here, check out our collection of funnyChristmas jokes, oursnowman jokesand ourSanta jokes. With theJoke Generatoryou can ...
THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY insect JOKES: 1 - What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walkin...More ›› 2 - What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've go...More ›...
He somehow manages to keep control of his horse and pulls back into the lead once more, only to then be hit by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies. Using all his ability, he manages to steer his horse back into the lead as he goes over the last fence and into the...
Then Check Out: Funny Sheep Photos and Jokes - Ovine Gynaecology.. H Half arsed – a job that’s not complete. There is no such term as ‘full arsed’ for a finished job! Hangry – hungry and angry at the same time Happy as a dog with two tails – extremely happy Hard Yakka – ...