Dad Jokes About Candles FG Trade Latin/E+/Getty Images Do you know why I get heartburn when I eat birthday cake? I always forget to blow out the candles! Why do people put birthday candles on top of a birthday cake? Because you can't put them on the bottom, can you?! What kind...
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Try one of these of these solid gold jokes during your family's next holiday gathering, and you may just win a reputation as the funny one in the family. You never know which ones will be a hit with the kids until you try them. Ready to crack up the littlest people in your life?
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus! Spring Jokes For Kids What do you get when two plants kiss? Tulips. What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf. Why did one bee tease the other bee? Because he was acting like a bay-...
Gardening Jokes and Funny Stories If you wish to be happy for a day, get drunk. If you wish to be happy for a week, kill a pig. If you wish to be happy for a month, get married. But if you wish to be happy forever and ever, make a garden. ...
He lost her to a quadrille of partners who gobbled up her stammered jokes like popcorn tossed to pigeons. It was a comprehensible success. She was a triumph over ugliness, so often more beguiling than real beauty, if only because it contains paradox. In this case, as opposed to the ...
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Funny Pun Jokes 42. Q: Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? A: He was just going through a stage. 43. Q: Why was the picture sent to jail? A: It was framed. 44. Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
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Halloween jokes about witches aren’t over yet. Explaining a witch’s ‘Familiar’ is a complex topic. It can mean an assistant, who could help the witch by keeping a lookout and giving warnings of interlopers. A familiar can also mean an alter ego that a witch could change into and thu...