What fits your schedule better...Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?I heard a story about a broken pencil that I'd tell you but it's pointlessSilence is golden, Duct tape is silverIf you think of a better fish pun. Let minnow.I tried...
7. Yeah, you could say I’ve changed a little. I used to post jokes about donkey porn. Now I’m rocking a Baby Bjorn. Is this what growing up feels like? 8. I was up at 4am for work. No fun for me on this New Year’s Eve. Wifey said “The only person that had a drink ...
A woman on the phone to her friend;I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising... I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for...
What do we love about comedianLeslie Jones'Twitter bio? It's simple and to the point. Plus, we can't help but snicker at the humor in its simplicity — she lets us know about her line of work, without any jokes. That's okay; luckily, her on-screen work and actual tweets provide ...
Related Article: 20 Funny Knock Knock Jokes Tina Gray Tina Gray is a freelance journalist, theatre enthusiast and aspiring author. She has a passion for telling stories through various mediums and regularly writes for various online publications. Her short stor...
You’ll notice perhaps that I haven’t said what *I* think about Colbert. The fact is, I’m not sure. On the whole I think hemeansto be an ally, and (I assure you) everyone understands this is satire. It’s really obvious. But that is the debate: is itokayfor a man such as...
we shouldn’t even try to make colleagues laugh. We worry that their jokes or stories will fall flat. But remember what the research shows: People appreciate almost any kind of levity, provided it’s not hurtful or offensive. And it’s not hard to stay on the right side of that line....
I casually watched with one eye as I lounged about. Wendy, ever the multi-tasker, crushed her way through tasty after delicious level of her candy-pattern game, while laughing at the jokes we had heard many times before from the movie. “Do you want breakfast?” Wendy asked me. I ...
Years go by. He gets out of bed, he goes to school, he checks all the boxes, but inside: he is UTTERLY DISINTEGRATING. But he smiles. He jokes. He has friends. Deeply wants to be a part of something. BUT YOU’RE A PART OF US! WE ARE THE BEST TEAM!
12.How is the man going to make people think about life? [ ] A.By singing a bitter sweet song. B.By playing jokes on audience. C.By speaking a foreign language. 13.When will be the greatest moment in the show? [ ] A.When the actor speaks. ...