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214. What did the kid learn about knowledge? It was all knowing. —Reader submitted by Deziree 215. Why did the chicken go the hospital? Because it needed some tweatment! —Joshua Y., age 9 Related:100+ of the Best Clean Jokes for Kids, by Kids ...
Cows don’t say who, they say moooo! —Adalyn, age 5 271. Why did the tomato stop? Because he was out of juice. —Karma E. Related:51 Totally Goofy Birthday Jokes for Kids 272. What are cats best at? Cat-apulting! —Macy (10) ...
99. Where do cows go on Saturday night? To the moovies! 100. Why do cows lie down in groups when it’s cold? To keep each udder warm! 101. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work! 102. Why do cows tell jokes?
" Students all guessed the third one is Xiaoming. Im going to guess the most difficult riddle for my classmates. A few students didnt come to the stage to guess riddles and tell us jokes, but some students bravely came to the stage to tell us jokes and riddles....
41. Where did the two cows go on their date? To the moo-vies! 42. What do you call a polar bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 43. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn’t exist yet! School Jokes 44. What’s an angry cat’s favorite subject in school?
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