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Internet Kills the Joke-Telling Star This one is Will and Guy’s favorite one among these Halloween jokes. As a boy, the above yarn as told by my Uncle John would enthrall us children on a cold wet autumn night. (We celebrated the 5th of November, not Halloween) At a distance of 50...
Internet Kills the Joke-Telling Star This one is Will and Guy’s favorite one among these Halloween jokes. As a boy, the above yarn as told by my Uncle John would enthrall us children on a cold wet autumn night. (We celebrated the 5th of November, not Halloween) At a distance of 50...
“Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.”—Paula Poundstone “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get ...
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Whether you've come here seeking material for open mic night or are a dad looking for a lifetime supply of witty lines to keep on hand, this compilation ofbad jokeshas everything you need to deliver non-stop laughter. Best of all, with the exception of an occasionaldark humor joke, the...
I was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy. Funny puns about love I love you a latte. Take another little pizza my heart now, baby. You're a-maize-ing. I'd run away with you but I cantaloupe. Can I just call you “Google”? You've got everything I'm looki...
We polled a group of turkey-loving kids for their favorite Thanksgiving jokes. Write down a few of your favorites from the list and put one on each place setting before dinner. Then, have everyone share their joke before dessert! skynesher / Getty Images ...
Get in the holiday spirit with these funny Christmas jokes for kids and adults. We have punny one-liners and even short quips about Santa, elves and reindeer.
Surely this thing was not rated for two adults, was it? Thank goodness the Coast Guard wasn’t around to see the open container in an overloaded vessel with no lifejackets. But she didn’t ship any water when he climbed in. We sat there, facing each other, grinning, and passing the ...