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👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 when I just got this app I saw it was for adults and kids so I was like cool joke app but I don’t want kids getting on my phone and seeing those jokes so I got the app and the 3rd joke I saw was inappropriate so I was like 😱 and I didn’t ...
Moving forward two decades, I spotted this advice on crocodile shooting etiquette, ‘No compunction need be felt in shooting crocodiles, for where so common it is a constant worry to the natives’. As Algernon pointed out to me, no gentlemen would ever read books on etiquette, they just abs...
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Internet Kills the Joke-Telling Star This one is Will and Guy’s favorite one among these Halloween jokes. As a boy, the above yarn as told by my Uncle John would enthrall us children on a cold wet autumn night. (We celebrated the 5th of November, not Halloween) At a distance of 50...
If you liked these printable winter jokes — you might also want to check out theBest Joke Books for Kids. Share your favorite winter joke for kids in the comments. More Jokes for the Winter Season The winter months hold a lot of fun and excitement. These jokes are perfect to pair with...
Nice cartoon rendition of a classic joke. Rated: 2.9 out of 5 Stars / Views: 56,590 / Shares: 1,222 The Realities of Love A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. -Tim Allen Never date a woman whose father calls her "Princess." Ch...
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I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later. Knock knock. Whos there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention! Best Joke Books For Kids If your kid just can’t get enough jokes, give him or her the gift of a hilarious joke book. ...
Looking for dad jokes? Well, look no further, because you've found the definitive collection ofcorny one-liners. Take this corny dad joke, for example: Did you hear the one about the cleaners who went to space? They ended up scrubbing the mission. ...