I'd tell you a joke about cows... but I'd probably butcher it. We both have something in common. You don't know what I'm going to say and neither do I.Make a Funny ObservationObservational humor is timely, since it relates to the enviroment you are in: If it's really hot, ...
“No guessing required.’ answered the farmer. ‘You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are, and you don’t know a thing about cows. Time...
I had to think about that one for a moment. ‘That’s a rather strange ambition to have for a career,’ I finally managed to reply. ‘Well,’ said the boy’s father, ‘he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays’. Funny Frog Joke I went fishing this morning but after ...
Tell a Joke One-liners Blonde Hairline Chuck Norris Dolphin Beard Riddle Yo Mama Knock-Knock All Topics Hot Jokes Knock knock... cows Hot 4 years ago Person 1: Knock, KnockPerson 2: Who's there?Person 1: Cows go.Person 2: Cows go who?Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Also surprised Guacamelee didn't make the list, it's one of the funniest games I've played and I don't think there's a single bad joke in the entire game 0 Reply 49 HillelArt Thu 12th Jan 2023 I couldn't come up with a worse headline even if I tried 0 Reply 50 PikaPhantom ...
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread. Why are bears not so good at controlling remotes? Because they paws the video. Why is the panda stuffed toy so special and expensive? Because it is ex-panda-ble. ...
Do you have a raunchy sense of humor and can’t help chuckling when you hear a dirty joke? You don’t need to apologize if you have a dirty sense of humor. Many do! Some of the best jokes that’ll have you howling with laughter are often quite dirty. ...
I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it. Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny. Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock-tor. Did you hear about the ghost that joined a soccer team? It wanted to be a ghoulie. ...
What do sea lions say when they hear a bad joke? That's the seal-iest thing I've ever heard. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrele-phant. What did the alpaca say when he wanted to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch. ...
“MrSalmonKhan,” he burst into laughter at his own joke. I couldn’t help smiling. Well, I said, spare poor Salmon Khan… he has had a lot of trouble lately! (Oneof his favorites is – Why was the math book sad? Ans – Because it had too many problems…lol) ...