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I have been collecting quotes regarding volunteering and community service from various TV shows. I know there are TONS of hilarious quotes from the Simpson's regarding volunteering and community service, but I can never find them online, and I forget to write them down. Here is what I've c...
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bored, out the windows at the liquor store, I saw a man on an electric scooter. His hair was brown, turning to white. He was slowly making his way across the parking lot. He had a fan plugged into something on his electric scooter, keeping...
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If you love a little snark, copy one of these short quotes and silly sayings now! If we tell people the brain is an app, maybe they’ll start using it. It means more work for me when I find myself with people who can’t make fun of themselves. ...
In fact, the only thing that stopped her was that she ran out of petrol. The springs from the mattress had torn a hole in her tank.Air-Head Quotes“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny ...
Comedian Jokes and one-liners from Groucho Marx Will and Guy have selected some famous quotes attributed to the comedian Groucho Marx. We hope you enjoy the humor of these clean yet funny one-liner comedian jokes: I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member. Those are...
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Ten Funny, Thought-Provoking, and Amusing Quotes Forget love…….. I’d rather fall in chocolate. It’s easy to halve the potato where there’s love. Irish proverb Love is blind; it’s marriage that is the eye-opener I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I...