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Looking for funny messages for best friends. Here We share the 60 funny quotes about friends and beautiful images. I hope we’re friends until we die then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people. You are going to love thesesarcasticmemes and ...
Ones going to itch and t... More ›› 11 - Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the w... More ›› 12 - Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk... ...
52. “Ilovebeing married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”—Rita Rudner 53. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re...
aYou never know. What events are going to transpire to get you home. 很难说。 什么事件蒸发得到您家庭。[translate] aSLIPPY 敏捷[translate] aAnally Yours Love Jenna 肛门你的爱Jenna[translate] athe tears and just walk away. 呵呵I feel so tired...Can I give up now? 泪花和正义走开。 如此...
Each scene violates the basic protocols of human behavior in its own special way: Andrew Lincoln going full “Peeping Tom” on his best friend’s bride. Alan Rickman’s sadistically hornt secretary talking about “dark corners for doing dark deeds.” Laura Linney’s entire wardrobe. There ...
First comes love, then comes marriage… then kids make it a family! Looking for your kids? Turn off the Wi-Fi and suddenly they appear. I get kids confused each time I tell them I’m older than the internet. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk an...
Me:“Sure, no problem. But it’s going to be a forty-mile round trip, so would you be able to chip in for gas?” Resident:“Yeah, of course! Thanks!” On Saturday, we set out. This was a good ten years ago, and my car was ten years old back then, so there was no built...
We talked for a second, and then I did the I-have-to-go stutter walk thing, and as I left, I told him to watch out for Magneto. Sometimes you gotta flow with the hard current river rather than striking it. This Will Be A Day Long Remembered ...
in the mail. My husband just confirmed with the neighbors that they also didn’t get anything. There was no knock on the door to tell me they were going to begin work. Either you give me absolute proof that these two are with your company, or I’m calling the police for trespassing....