You take a man that likes to walk, a man like me, a man's been walking in the streets going on ten or twelve years, and all those years he's got his eye out for one person, and nobody's ever her, don't it stand to reason she's not there? I see pieces of her all the ...
★This one is for the guys out there... Buy a small cactus and wrap it with a bow. Offer it as a gift to the offended party with a handwritten note attached saying"I've been a prick. I'm sorry and I apologize."If you're handing the gift over in person, read the note aloud....
I hope you enjoy this stuff. Better than it gathering dust around here. Note: writing to me at the KCRW mailing address I gave at the end of each show is highly likely to be a waste of time. I don't work there anymore, the station isn't at that address anymore, and I think the...
You might know this person at work Filthy – really disappointed Fin dick – a surfer Firie – a fireman Fisho – the fish and chip shop Fiver – a $5 note Fizzer – a failure or disappointment Flat chat /full bore – doing something very quickly Flat out like a lizard drinking – ...
Take a dump –> Look between your legs –> look at your poop, make a sketch of it –> now write down your poop’s consistency and how it smells –> finally, for tracking purposes, note current date, time and place. Now repeat this process for a week … and voila … you made a...