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Thank you for making everysingle day special. I love having you in my life. I can’t wait to spend therest of my lifewith you. You may be my girlfriend today, but I’m excited for the day where I get to call you “wife.” Funny Valentine’s Day Greetings for Your Girlfriend De...
Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money. I don’t want to be in a relationship, also I would rather be in a Range Rover. One should always be in love. That is the reason one...
A bat wished its girlfriend “ I love to hang out with you”. A card said to a stamp” Stick with me, I’ll go places”. A boy candy said to a girl candy” we must mint with each other”. Happy Singles Awareness Day!
phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be fed up with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever. ...
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Love your cards and appreciate that I can send American-made greetings. By Rhonda Indianapolis Funny March 22, 2019 I’m saving this one for my best friend. These old ladies talking about a joint. Too funny. By Rene N.C. You know who in your life will think this is funny!
Just my two cents for now... Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. ...