Martin turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth and show him, dear…….” Would You Get Married Again? – Funny Women Golf Joke from Art Burley WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not – don’t you like being ...
A husband and wife sat down at their table at a coffee shop in New York City. The wife saw a pretty young woman sitting at a table and wearing the most gorgeous pair of shoes she's ever seen. "I'd love to know where that lady got those shoes," she said to her husband. "Maybe...
Lucy, down a bottle and a half, managed to bounce to the hall, float up to the landing and steer into the bathroom. She came to realise how difficult it is to aim from high above the bowl. The lightheadedness wore off eventually; we floated down as gently as we’d risen. Lucky, ...
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Last week, Vicky, a distraught wife went to the local police station in Wigan, Lancashire, along with her next-door neighbor, Pauline, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. Vicky described him clearly and in detail, ‘He is 35 ...
Her demanding husband Curtley (David Webber) is never surprised, and quietly accepts his wife's latest venomous tirade, knowing full well that he could be its next target. SEE ALSO: New York Film Festival preview: 10 movies you ought to know about Kitchen-sink realist Mike Leigh, now in...
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. (Naughty Zsa Zsa Gabor!) An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, th...
I want to sleep like my husband! How do I feel without coffee? Depresso! I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize! Read Also: 10 Tips Will Help You to Write Your Instagram Bio Instagram Captions Funny Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But that gets boring fast. So I go back to being...
My husband and I actually joke that we may never, errrr, talk and laugh in bed again because once you sink into the glory of this new mattress, you don’t really want to move unless the house is on fire or something. In fact, when the dogs go bark-shit crazy (I’m trademarking...