Tagged: Funny Quotes, DaddyIssues, Halloween, Emotionally Stable, Emotionally Unstable “Rachel: 'Hey, Mon, look, I’m melting butter.' Monica: 'That’s great, Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.'” — Rachel Green, Monica Geller, The One Where Ross Got High Tagge...
Funny Doctor Quotes The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in daycare three times a week. A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. Joan Rivers The patient had waffles for ...
Cooking and food quotes from famous chefs, cookbook authors, and restaurateurs 34. “Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed and puts them in your debt.”― Judith Olney Related25 Adam Driver Quotes For His Diehard Fans 35. “You don’t need...
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Living well and beautifully and justly are all one thing: http://www.useful-information.info/quotations/life-quotes.html , I do not believe in an afterlife , forming such opinions Jeremy / October 29, 2005 2:20 PM Croosken Snooben Lap your mother / October 29, 2005 2:21 PM sloppy ...
Amusing Thanksgiving Quotes When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the do...
Catching feels like watching bae demolish a Taco Bell feast in full unicorn regalia—it’s a whole mood. She’s your “ride or die,” with extra hot sauce. 53. Ultimate Love Declaration: Lego Edition When “I love you more” battles reach epic levels, and someone pulls out the LEGO ca...
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My sauce is too hot. That‘s why you’ll never ketchup. Google Maps said it's MY TURN. I got my haters seasick, they see me and get sick. If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ...