Your dresses must not be any shorter than two inches above the ankle. To keep the schoolroom neat and clean, you must: sweep the floor at least once daily; scrub the floor at least once a week with hot, soapy water; clean the blackboards at least once a day; and start the fire at ...
Here are a dozen or so useful pieces of advice designed to put you in a reflective mood. These sayings are not strictly jokes but offer a useful change of pace as you flick through Will and Guy’s humor site. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. As...
222. “I’m The Mariah Carey In School Filled Of Ariana’s” ― Tauase Segi Which of thesefunny yearbookquotes and sayings resonated with you best?
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman below replied, “Yo...
Goes down like a lead balloon – a failure Going off like a frog in a sock –going crazy Going off like a bucked of prawns in the sun – going smelly Going troppo – going crazy, usually in the heat of the tropics Good oil – useful information, or just something that is very good...
A woman flying in a hot air balloon found herself lost in the middle of nowhere. She reduces height and spots a man below. Woman: Excuse me, young man. Man: Yes lady? Woman: Do you have any idea where I am? I guess I’m lost. ...
Take a hot air balloon ride with a cute bear! just a little darling e card song to feel good Fly Guy Game by TrevorVanMeter fun cartoon flash game with surprises Laugh Dance Funny Video Links A collection I made of hilarious funny video clip links. These always make me laugh!.They are...
Old-timers say they used to release balloons with prizes for those who found the balloon. Many think it would be great if Macy’s resurrected the tradition. Amongst other cities, Detroit is at the forefront of celebrations. Since 1924 they have had their own parade down Woodward Avenue. Also...
Love Quotes and Beautiful Sayings Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note is for the woman I love and the second, is for my best friend. True love is not how you forgive, but how you forget, not what you see but what you feel, not how you listen but how you...
Old-timers say they used to release balloons with prizes for those who found the balloon. Many think it would be great if Macy’s resurrected the tradition. Amongst other cities, Detroit is at the forefront of celebrations. Since 1924 they have had their own parade down Woodward Avenue. Also...