In 2.5 days we walked over 60,000 steps. When we’d stop I’d say “I need to rest the ole gams.” (Gams being a funny word for legs.) This became our running joke. Because what is a family trip if not a series of inside jokes you can look back on later in life. So the ...
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A fifth of couples make a point of never going to bed on an argument, and 21% say the key to a happy marriage is to try to turn a blind eye to irritating habits. Knowing when to say sorry is a big step in the right direction for 33% of people, while 35% claim to be happy b...
then a tiny farming town in upstate New York. The mother’s family lived in the San Francisco Bay area. The case was argued in front of a court in Glen’s Falls, where the father’s relatives pretty much owned the place. Not surprisingly, custody was given to the paternal grandparents...
Janet Downes, from Nebraska, USA, thinks she has found the secret to a happy marriage: she’s marrying herself on her fortieth birthday. She says the wedding ceremony celebrates that she is ‘happy with herself,’ and plans to exchange vows with herself in the mirror. The ceremony will inc...
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What did the pirate say on his birthday? “Aye, matey!” I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.” What's a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling. Why are frogs good at baseball? They know how to catch fly balls. ...
re watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortlyafter my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he ...
Plus, you’re more likely to be met with a ton more funny quotes for kids and relatable memes that you can post on Tumblr, Pinterest, or other social media. And other moms can leave Hahaha or So true! when they realize that their child isn’t so different in his daily shenanigans. ...
If we go back 4,500 years to Babylon, the custom was for the bride’s father to supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink for a month. Now mead is known as honey beer and because their calendar was calculated from the moon, this period was called the honey month, wh...