Halloween Quotes for Kids By Simran Khurana Poorly aligned eye holes are an ancient Halloween, tradition dating back to at least my childhood. My early Halloween memories consist of staggering around disguised as a ghost, unable to see anything but bed sheet, and consequently bonking into trees o...
135. “Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.”— David Letterman 136. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you...
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Funny Halloween Used to think that Halloween should be scary? No way! It should be Happy and Funny! You can celebrate Happy and Funny Halloween with your children. Festive sounds and solemn music become a hymn of your Funny Halloween!
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