The fact that she won’t get pregnant is great, but the real reason for anal sex is that you don’t have to look at her hairlip. I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE You know what? I'm a pretty generous person. I'll go ahead and get you two drinks. Three...
46 - There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed...More ›› 47 - Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks...More ›› 48 - Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts...More ››...
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!" Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women...
‘No!’ Abdullah countered, ‘they don’t exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beards like that man over there in the street.’ ‘Ah, barbers do exist,’ answered Masoud, ‘ what happens is that people do not always come to me for haircuts.’ ‘Exa...
Shona Shears cuts people’s hair. Steve Adore is a dock worker. Dr. Joseph Babey is a pediatrician. Dr Djerk works as a psychiatrist. Bertha de Bleus is a jazz singer [sounds suspicious to me says Will]. And yes, Dr D’Eath is a surgeon. ...
First off, the Senator’s bulk and strength meant that Valentine wouldn’t be able to do any damage to him, and any minor cuts that could lead to heart damage like what Love Train could do would be healed almost instantly by the nanomachines. Boomstick: If Valentine somehow took off a...
歌曲: Punk Is A Bunch Of Kids With Funny HaircutsEven though you will never understandit seems like your definition of punk is in the bottle in your handAll I see in your "alternative lifestyle"is a fashion clown just going through a phaseYour life is for you to live it,b...
-- for the journey:Uriah Heep to your Becky Sharp.Where are my gloves in this dead-on winter?Have a Camel? My lungs are refractory,my wellies wet in the melting snow.But were there times the rest regretted,in their time-share condos, floored in terrazo,and their lackeys bringing cigars...
Am I too old for them? On that note, should I change my hair or how I do my makeup? Do I need a new skincare regimen? Can I go back to the old me or do I have to create a new Belle? I’m living the pregnancy fromGroundhog Day, but I don’t know if I just pick up ...
I study the photo. Repeatedly. You do when you receive treasure. An image so full of detail it creates space to remember forgotten stuff. I pore over the faces, expressions, bodies, positioning, closeness, haircuts (pre or post the nit years), clothing. And magic. ...