C is for cookie. V is for the void in my life. This message brought to you by the number 2. The number of cuts on each wrist. THIS SHIRT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE... AND NEITHER DOES THIS APPLE This reminds me of the time Walter Cronkite shaved my balls while my gerbil said the alphab...
‘No!’ Abdullah countered, ‘they don’t exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beards like that man over there in the street.’ ‘Ah, barbers do exist,’ answered Masoud, ‘ what happens is that people do not always come to me for haircuts.’ ‘Exa...
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!" Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women...
By far the finest in that elite subgenre of movies about stressed-out guys trying to get back to their loved ones for the holidays, Planes, Trains and Automobiles works not because both its frontmen (Candy is joined by Steve Martin) are effortlessly hilarious – though they are, and it’s...
“You know, me, these guys are a real pain in the ass. What do you say we give ‘em the ol’ college football locker room treatment?” "You got it, me!" The two Armstrongs stood their ground against the many Valentines, who all simultaneously realized just how screwed they could ...
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while I had to settle for Epcot's cheap sensation,with those alien tourists clutching their VISA Cards.I should be glad if they're trampled to death. Royal Rhodes is retired and living in the rural farmland of Ohio. His poems have appeared in: Snakeskin Poetry, Ekphrastic Review Challenge,...
When you think about it, there's a whole lot that you can do with your hair that most of us never come close to trying. These are some of the craziest and most creative haircuts we found online.
286. What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue. 287. How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints. 288. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 289. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A de...
32. Q: What’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman? A: The back of my hand. 33. Q: What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don’t work and always take your money. 34. Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys fune...